Christopher Columbus Piñata

$75.00
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Sometimes you want to smash a colonizing jagoff in the face. Sometimes you want to exact a little justice on a thieving, lying, pillaging asshat. Sometimes you want to enjoy some catharsis at the expense of a douche-y old white man’s effigy. Here ya go.

Tape dispenser used for scale, not included in sale. Sorry, it was a gift or I totally would.

Sizing from tip to tip:
Height: 23”
Width: 22”
Depth: 3.5”

Available for pick-up or drop off ONLY

This hideous bastard was smashed on Indigenous People’s Day.

Update, 2023: I sold three more of these bastards this year and am delighted to see an Indigenous artform being used to make the image of colonizer to be ritualistically smashed with a bat.

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Sometimes you want to smash a colonizing jagoff in the face. Sometimes you want to exact a little justice on a thieving, lying, pillaging asshat. Sometimes you want to enjoy some catharsis at the expense of a douche-y old white man’s effigy. Here ya go.

Tape dispenser used for scale, not included in sale. Sorry, it was a gift or I totally would.

Sizing from tip to tip:
Height: 23”
Width: 22”
Depth: 3.5”

Available for pick-up or drop off ONLY

This hideous bastard was smashed on Indigenous People’s Day.

Update, 2023: I sold three more of these bastards this year and am delighted to see an Indigenous artform being used to make the image of colonizer to be ritualistically smashed with a bat.

Sometimes you want to smash a colonizing jagoff in the face. Sometimes you want to exact a little justice on a thieving, lying, pillaging asshat. Sometimes you want to enjoy some catharsis at the expense of a douche-y old white man’s effigy. Here ya go.

Tape dispenser used for scale, not included in sale. Sorry, it was a gift or I totally would.

Sizing from tip to tip:
Height: 23”
Width: 22”
Depth: 3.5”

Available for pick-up or drop off ONLY

This hideous bastard was smashed on Indigenous People’s Day.

Update, 2023: I sold three more of these bastards this year and am delighted to see an Indigenous artform being used to make the image of colonizer to be ritualistically smashed with a bat.