Christopher Columbus Piñata
Sometimes you want to smash a colonizing jagoff in the face. Sometimes you want to exact a little justice on a thieving, lying, pillaging asshat. Sometimes you want to enjoy some catharsis at the expense of a douche-y old white man’s effigy. Here ya go.
Tape dispenser used for scale, not included in sale. Sorry, it was a gift or I totally would.
Sizing from tip to tip:
Height: 23”
Width: 22”
Depth: 3.5”
Available for pick-up or drop off ONLY
This hideous bastard was smashed on Indigenous People’s Day.
Update, 2023: I sold three more of these bastards this year and am delighted to see an Indigenous artform being used to make the image of colonizer to be ritualistically smashed with a bat.
Sometimes you want to smash a colonizing jagoff in the face. Sometimes you want to exact a little justice on a thieving, lying, pillaging asshat. Sometimes you want to enjoy some catharsis at the expense of a douche-y old white man’s effigy. Here ya go.
Tape dispenser used for scale, not included in sale. Sorry, it was a gift or I totally would.
Sizing from tip to tip:
Height: 23”
Width: 22”
Depth: 3.5”
Available for pick-up or drop off ONLY
This hideous bastard was smashed on Indigenous People’s Day.
Update, 2023: I sold three more of these bastards this year and am delighted to see an Indigenous artform being used to make the image of colonizer to be ritualistically smashed with a bat.
Sometimes you want to smash a colonizing jagoff in the face. Sometimes you want to exact a little justice on a thieving, lying, pillaging asshat. Sometimes you want to enjoy some catharsis at the expense of a douche-y old white man’s effigy. Here ya go.
Tape dispenser used for scale, not included in sale. Sorry, it was a gift or I totally would.
Sizing from tip to tip:
Height: 23”
Width: 22”
Depth: 3.5”
Available for pick-up or drop off ONLY
This hideous bastard was smashed on Indigenous People’s Day.
Update, 2023: I sold three more of these bastards this year and am delighted to see an Indigenous artform being used to make the image of colonizer to be ritualistically smashed with a bat.